Your most EPIC moment in VCMP+In Real Life

OK guys topic says it all.
Im gonna start my most epic moment on VCMP is wen i wen rambo on 13 players.

And the second one is wen 2 days ago 3 punks (all on my age) atacked a friend of myne after they beat him up he called me on the phone and i went to see him
then he told me who where the punks that kicked his ass then i realised i knew them after that i went in RAGE mod.
after i found them i told them
Me:HEY!!!!
Me:Did u shitheads beat George up.
punk1:Yea we did.
Me:And why did u do that?
punk2:Cuz he took our ball.
Me:Liezz he only wanted to play with u guys.
Me:Now you guys are gonna get it.
punk3:Lol dude wait just tell him im sorry im not gonna fight with u.
punk3:Bye guys im leaving.
Me:Ok idiots you are one member short.
Me:Whos gonna be first.
punk2:I will teach you a lesson.
***Punk2 atacks with a punch.
***Me dodged the punch and hit him into the stomatch.
***Me took his breath away.
punk1:Lol dude we where just messing around with him we dint want to hurt him it was an ancident.
Me:Go tell him that u are sorry NOW !!!
punk1:Ok ok just no more fighting cuz it aint cool.

Guys i know what u all think now
that im lying
but im not
this rly hapened

The most epic moment in VC:MP for me was when Marcell and I started IT.

Real life - when my friend and I put a condom on the staff room's door knob in our school.

1.sorry for IT
2.hahahahahahahahahhha

VCMP: When I met Morph and
RL: When I lost my virginity to a blonde chick

When I joined EAF.

RL: When me and 2 of my friends had to fight 9 kids our age. (Gypsy gang)

When I joined Argonath VCMP in 2008, annoyed the shit out of Klaus almost getting my own very ass banned

Same as Marcell, tho' the chick wasn't blonde

ok in vcmp: nothing special
in real life:
i was rolling with a friend then 7guys from another grade (1 grade more than us) wanted to fight with us cuz my friend insulted and etc one of their friends..
me: come on then
friend: me gusta
** the 7 guys attack us so we was punching etc and pam pam pam then a mom of one of those started bla bla bla idk..

motherfucker i hope she dies in a car accident

Isn't it funny that it seems the most epic times of our lives were either having sex or fighting people

1. In vice city multiplayer- when i joined the alliance
2. In real life- When an idiot in school locked my gf in the bathroom and you know, touched her. I literally knocked the door down and kicked his ass till he started to bleed. Aftervards, my gf let me finger her.

And as for klaus, you gotta say you expected having sex for the first time to be the best thing, as for the fighting, everyone likes to go rambo a bit

Pedobear activated.

Update.
2nd most epic moment on VC:MP: When I found out who Mark Knopfler was >



Ferrari going erotic.

[IT]Morphine wrote:
Ferrari going erotic.

I think i told you about that shit before

Mark Knopfler. Obvious.

Mark Knopfler ???
who the hell is he

A guitarist.

The second most epic IRL part is actually when in school some guy kept annoying me all f**king week long.. (Was raging even in VCMP due to him)

Which after I got veeeery angry when he actually called me gay in school so kinda pushed him first thru' the bathroom's door, there he was lying on the ground bleeding after a few punches.. There the guys was nodding that; "Yeah, I tried a little trick there"

what about you klaus

Zeke wrote:Mark Knopfler ???
who the hell is he

- respect for you

Klaus_Meine wrote:

Zeke wrote:Mark Knopfler ???
who the hell is he

- respect for you

Facepalm.
I meant VC:MP's Mark Knopfler, not the real life guitarist lol.

ohhh lol..

so who was it

Klaus_Meine wrote:ohhh lol..

so who was it

Not Hanney.

Klaus_Meine wrote:ohhh lol..

so who was it

Yeyeyeye

Well if i tell you it won't be that fun fighting him will it

Morphine wrote:Well if i tell you it won't be that fun fighting him will it

Like I'll ever fight him again lolz. I only ever saw him that one time on SvM. He got a few good kills over me, but so did I vice-versa. He was defiantly not as good as Hanney..

Klaus_Meine wrote:

Morphine wrote:Well if i tell you it won't be that fun fighting him will it

Like I'll ever fight him again lolz. I only ever saw him that one time on SvM. He got a few good kills over me, but so did I vice-versa. He was defiantly not as good as Hanney..

As a matter of fact we all confront him a lot on Argo.